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nalbina:

The Isaac Clarke Collective III, N7 Suit [03/08]
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grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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unabating:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

im gonna fucking die this is too much

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comedycentral:

Everyone’s going to be walking and talking about this Aaron Sorkin parody from tonight’s new Inside Amy Schumer.

comedycentral:

Everyone’s going to be walking and talking about this Aaron Sorkin parody from tonight’s new Inside Amy Schumer.

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californiaa-hippiee:

red-white-booze:

AHHHH THEY’RE SO CUTEEEEE

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